Friday, 27 April 2012

Surviving your husband's tassel crisis

Congratulations to Beard of Stratford (see below at Ambridge-free Saturdays) for having the courage to address this delicate issue publicly. You won't be the first, and you won't be the last, but your honesty does a great service to those others who stare into their husband's shoe cupboard in despair.

My advice is a programme of sustained detasseling. Don't remove the tassels all at once. Although your husband will be secretly keen to deal with this problem, such action would be too shocking. Remove them one by one. His balance will suffer in the short term, but in the end all will be well.

It is also good to hear that last week's suggestions helped your SAWS. Long may that last, and good luck as you set about giving your husbands tassels a good seeing to.

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